Tonight, I slayed the biggest toad that I have ever seen. It was honestly about the size of my palm. My sincerest of apologies for not providing a photo, however the only time I had opportunity to take one was after it was very mashed and dead. And by then it was just too gross.
Innocently I walked from the study to the garage, ready to put the puppies to bed. Little did I know that the evil beast was stalking, like a sniper, poised just behind the closed door. The moment I swung the door open, it lunged at me! I could see the evil burning like the fires of hell behind it’s hideous black eyes. Next, the wicked demon started cursing me, in its foul toad-tounge.
Little did the creature know that I had an extensive arsenal of weapons close to the door, ready for just such an occasion. I swung a few times in vain, for the creature had already engaged its camoflague suit and scurried into the distance. However, a little bit of hide-and-seek was not going to prevent me from completing my mission. I opened the garage door, tempting the monster with freedom, and it took the bait. Jumping out of its hiding spot would have been the second last thing to go through its mind. The last thing – a brick.
The puppies will sleep safe tonight. I just hope its evil spirit did not summon the rest of his army, or it’ll be time to get out the 5 iron.
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