Got Milk?

Excerpt from an e-mail recently sent around at an anonymous reader’s workplace, that I thought you’d enjoy:

There has been in recent weeks a particularly large amount of milk disappearing from cartons in the kitchen fridge. Staff who do not possess but require milk have four options: (1) continue free-riding (pilfering) existing volumes; (2) ask other staff if they may use some of their milk – many of us are only too happy to assist; (3) purchase a carton for the princely sum of around $1.15; or (4) buy a cow (just keep it out of the fridge $%#@*).