We bought red curtains. So what? We get lots of comments on them. “Why did you buy red curtains?”, “Your curtains look so funny from the outside of the building!”, and “What’s this strange lump I have growing on my elbow?”, etc – I’m sure you can imagine. Anyway, I must admit that when I wake up in the morning, it’s kind-of trippy – like someone has wrapped your head in red cellophane or something.

Since we’ve got more guests arriving soon, I thought I’d better put up a warning of sorts (being the caring, considerate guy I am). Rest assured, you’re not waking up in some type of cheesy love-inn; that really is our lounge room.