Help wanted.

We have a new opening in our Domestic Relocation Engineering Team, as “General Relocation Preparation Co-ordinator”. Your main duties will entail:

• Cleaning and maintaining the “living room” (also known as “dumping ground for everything”)
• Washing and ironing (including current backlog of unironed clothes)
• Sorting of clothing into “still fashionable”, “donate me”, “past it’s prime” and “what were you thinking?!” categories
• Safely packing treasured possessions into moving boxes

Experience in cooking dinners for hungry professionals preferred, but not essential. Example of required rooms to clean included below:

Generous remuneration offered in the form of bottomless coffee and the warm fuzzy feeling you get from helping people out. Apply now, this position will go fast!