http://gerrod.com/blog/2008/07/things-i-wont-miss/ All the stuff you really didn't want to know anyway. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:16:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://gerrod.com/blog/2008/07/things-i-wont-miss/comment-page-1/#comment-2853 bukbuk Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:08:00 +0000 http://gerrod.com/blog/?p=1122#comment-2853 Ah, you Aussies just don’t understand the wisdom of the English in achieving efficient multifunctionality in our dwellings. <br />The bedroom window- this also serves as a home gym and an alarm clock. Setting the alarm clock may take some practice, I grant you.<br />The bookshelves- when watching Parliamentary debates on TV, one can stamp one foot on the ground and have a selection of books delivered for your perusal thus the term “stamping out illiteracy”<br />The cupboards-this is just another misunderstanding of their function. For instance the free standing jobbie is obviously meant to be used as a time capsule where items you store are for future generations.<br />The fridge – it actually is not a fridge hence the scientific term “bar fridge”.<br />The shower – the pull switch turns on the hidden cameras.<br />The toilet – in London, should always be flushed twice as it is a long journey to the curry houses for recycling purposes.<br />The third drawer -mostly the English make do with only one pair of drawers Ah, you Aussies just don’t understand the wisdom of the English in achieving efficient multifunctionality in our dwellings.
The bedroom window- this also serves as a home gym and an alarm clock. Setting the alarm clock may take some practice, I grant you.
The bookshelves- when watching Parliamentary debates on TV, one can stamp one foot on the ground and have a selection of books delivered for your perusal thus the term “stamping out illiteracy”
The cupboards-this is just another misunderstanding of their function. For instance the free standing jobbie is obviously meant to be used as a time capsule where items you store are for future generations.
The fridge – it actually is not a fridge hence the scientific term “bar fridge”.
The shower – the pull switch turns on the hidden cameras.
The toilet – in London, should always be flushed twice as it is a long journey to the curry houses for recycling purposes.
The third drawer -mostly the English make do with only one pair of drawers

]]> http://gerrod.com/blog/2008/07/things-i-wont-miss/comment-page-1/#comment-2854 Meegan Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:35:00 +0000 http://gerrod.com/blog/?p=1122#comment-2854 Good luck with the move guys! Good luck with the move guys!

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