I was cleaning out the text messages on my phone today and marvelled at some of the funny ones I found. I’m not sure what conclusions someone would draw if they found my phone and read them. Here’s a few examples, typed out in full, but I’ll keep the authors anonymous. You all know who you are!
“There is no safety in numbers. So please use all available doors.”
“I just helped a blind lady with a woofie cross the road!”
“Tiny Table Tennis is much more fun than you’d expect.”
“He lives on Drury Lane.”
“I saw you skipping 
”
Go figure.
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ha ha! one was mine, it took me a little while to remember why I sent that though. it was the muffin man!